Friday, November 14, 2008

A short lunch break

There was this kid back in high school. He was the only one in our group of 8 that used to carry a ‘short break’ (I mean that lame 10 minutes break that we got in school that seemed to serve no apparent purpose). The rest of us ate our lunch in the short break and played terrace football in the lunch break. It came as no surprise then that this kid would turn up for the last 5 minutes of the football game in the lunch hour and end up being the goal keeper.

I say this for a couple of reasons. If you look back at school days, there were always these few odd people whose lunch habits were bewildering and fascinating.

So this kid that I mentioned earlier (the short break kid) – on one particular day opened his box for the short break. There were potato chips in it. But there was chocolate cream sticking on the walls of the box. We wondered how chocolate cream came out of salt chips. And then he clarified that he had got a chocolate pastry the previous day.

There was this other kid whose Mum used to pack 2 rotis in the first tiifin box, 2 rotis in the middle tiffin box and yummy Ladies Finger (pun intended) in the third dabba. The chap would munch up the 4 rotis dry and run it down with water in ten minutes of the short break. In the lunch break he would eat the ladies finger palya.Whoa! Call it a strategy.

Kid number 3 used to bring one sweet, one pastry and ONE CHIP for short break. And a spoon to eat them with. Lol!

But my pick of the lot is the kid number 4. Kid no.4’s mom used to pack the three-storeyed-tiffin-carrier and send it by lunch time through the ‘Automan’. This kid would pick up his basket and run up to the class and lay it out on his table. And this is what he found on some days: Top box- Tomato rice. Middle Box- Tomato rice. Last Box- Tomato Rice. And he would wipe them all clean without complaining! There’s a winner.

Well, as for the rest us, we played terrace football.

7 comments:

Aditya said...

why dont you write something about time in college..

neet said...

hahaha..rofl man!..kid # 3 is the killer bro..actually tough man..JESUS christ :D ..lets give this debate a break..how bout kid # 5 who never ate wat his mum sent him thanks to two bullies who jumped into his tupperware?? ..lol

Arjun B S said...

lol!! .. I know this kid.... :)

Anonymous said...

mutt! you forgot to write bout the 6th chap who used to hav only coffee and plain dose (i guess)

Anonymous said...

mutt! you forgot to write bout the 6th chap who used to hav only coffee and plain dose (i guess)

Rider on the Storm said...

Add Kid (actually no Hippo ) #6 to the list. He used to bring a four storeyed lunch box of which the first storey would be empty. The next two would have plastic pooris or rubber rotis...and this is the best..the last dabba would have bland Gobi/Aloo subjee (3/4ths of the Dabba) and the other 1/4th would have pineapple jam! By lunch break....all would have gotten mixed up. Here's the cake...Hippo would eat other people's lunch (mine used to be prime target) and then offer me the sham he used to bring!

Hari Om said...

Add one more.....
Kid 0 whose elder sister was a teacher in the school.
He'd go the group of teachers having their lunch.
And.....
(continue imagining..)