What Barney Stinson forgot to add

“What’s that box for?”

“I’ve decided to start collecting cigarette boxes.”

“But why?”

“Generally, man. I’ve got five of them – 555, Marlboro, Surya, Navy Cut and B&H.”

“So, new hobby?”

“Yea. Timepass.”
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“How have you been doing? How was the vacation?”

“It was great. I was in Delhi most of the time.”

“What did you for two months?”

“Lazing around, catching up with friends and shopping.”

“Nice!”

“What’s your roommate been up to?”

“Nothing much, except starting a collection of cigarette boxes.”

“Hehe!”
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“How is she?”

“Normal only.”

“What did she say?”

“She asked how you were doing.”

“And ..”

“I said you just got back; and that you had started collecting cigarette boxes.”

“You told her that?”

“Yes. What’s wrong with that?”

“Did she tell you that her roomie collects panty hoses?”

“No. Why would she tell me something like that?”

“Then why would you tell her something about my cigarette boxes?”
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What Barney Stinson forgot to add: guy talk should never leave guys.